Oh. Hello.
‘I wasn’t expecting visitors,’ I say. As if that holds any semblance of truth.
You look to have taken a wrong turn. Have you? Or maybe you were purposefully peeking around, searching for answers. I assure you, there’s nothing of note to find here.
You’ve wound up where not even decomposition would reach, after all.
...Ah, I would like to keep whatever counts as privacy here, though.
Please do take your leave.